Remember Blur? You are about to, but for all the wrong reasons. In addition to his now-discontinued line of cheeses—which included “cheddar with salad cream, ketchup, tomato and tikka masala”—Blur bassist Alex James has a new terrible idea. The Guardian reports that a trademark application has been submitted under the bassist’s name that includes, “non-alcoholic beer,” “sherbet beverages” and “cream liqueurs.” [Guardian]