What does your favorite liquor say about you? A list of assumptions by the Huffington Post goes on to predict that if you like vodka, you’re new to drinking or you’re Russian. If it’s gin you fancy, your favorite season is spring. The rum drinker is more likely to be an independent thinker and eat fresh fruit over dessert. And the absinthe-lover clearly adores monsoon season. There is no evidence to back up any of these semi-horoscopic claims, except the final prognosis, which states that raki fans “are Bulgarian (or Albanian, Bosnian, Croatian, Macedonian, Montenegrin or Serbian).” Because, well, that must be true. [Huffington Post]