Slowly, but surely, the craft cocktail diaspora is creeping toward the middle of the country. It seems Cleveland’s scene is developed enough to have gained its own ironically self-conscious drinking set, which the Cleveland Scene breaks down into a 15-person glossary. No matter the city or its evolutionary status, there will always be the “Can You Make That With Vodka?” Lady and the “Do You Know Who I Am? Guy, as noted with particular disdain on this list. On the other hand, with more complex drinks and a greater number of cocktail bars, newer species of drinkers emerge, including the Bar Glass Kleptomaniac Gal who has the potential to make off with a purse full of copper Moscow Mule mugs, or the 1890s Anachronism Bartender Guy who insists on wearing shirt garters and suspenders, no theme party necessary. [Cleveland Scene]