Over BuzzFeed there’s an embarrassing list of all of the things people say when we’re drunk. Embarrassing because it’s a little true. The list is 69 phrases long and more than half of it seems to either be about pizza (“Why don’t my friends want pizza? ARE THEY MONSTERS?”) or drunk texting (“Heiy; whatasdf up”) or drunk texting about pizza (“I :J|LOVE U PpIZZA. U NESVER H:URT MEe”). For anyone who ever went to college, has been to a dive bar or is over the age of 12 it will likely bring back some uncomfortable memories of the maybe not-so-distant past. [Buzzfeed] [Image via Flickr/Richard Jones]