Alice’s Tall Texan Drive Inn

Alice's Tall Texan Houston dive bar
Image: Flickr/chiolachic
SUNDAY: 12 P.M. – 10 P.M. | MONDAY – FRIDAY: 10 A.M. – 12 A.M. | SATURDAY: 10 A.M. – 1 P.M.
713.862.0141 | WEBSITE

There’s really only one thing you need to know here, and that’s whether you’re drinking Shiner or Lone Star. Alice’s Tall Texan is a dive at its most elemental, with a jukebox that could launch an entire post-collegiate identity and a clientele whose response to your arrival might be best described as detached amusement. Don’t take it personally.

Known For
  • cheap beer
  • jukebox
  • day drinking
What to drink
If you haven’t figured that out by now, maybe the Tall Texan isn’t for you.
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ProTip
If you’re still unsure about that drink, you may be interested in the fact that set-ups are available. (You bring the booze, Alice's supplies the rest.)

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