Poison Girl

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EVERY DAY: 4 P.M. – 2 A.M.
713.527.9929 | WEBSITE

Arguably the whiskey-soaked heart of Montrose, Poison Girl is like a grown-up bar with a dive bar for a spirit animal. Behind the roll-up door is one of the city’s finest collections of whisky and characters, and on any given night, you might find a poetry reading out back. The patio is anchored by a life size, rainbow hued Kool-Aid Man statue. Inside, there’s a row of vintage pinball machines and chalkboard tables to indulge your inner vandal.

Known For
  • craft cocktails
  • lots of whiskey
  • games
  • outdoors / patio
What to drink
Whiskey and lots of it.
Neighborhood
Montrose
ProTip
Most nights, The Rice Box food truck can be found across the street, slinging some of the best Americanized Chinese food this side of cultural appropriation.

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